Most of my dude friends have abandoned me for the duration of the World Cup...
Theresa111 Time for a pedicure, manicure and a hair dressers soothing ministrations.
Deray28 there's a tv commercial in Mexico were a lot of couples are portrayed, the guys asking the girls "time" because their relationships are not working, they all say they need about a month to figure things out, it's hilarious! so yeah, I get that your friends abandoned you ;-)
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