1. 3 days off... I dont know what to do.

    Do you?

    Deray28

    Deray28 you gotta learn a new song in your gueetar

    4/23/10

    Theresa111

    Theresa111 Hint ... strum strum strumming on your guitar.

    4/23/10

  2. Also, I just made Awesome a trending topic.

    You're welcome America. And for only 5 payments of 29.99 you can also be a fried eggs trending topic!

    numby

    numby Still trying to pay for that amp?

    4/19/10

    tonyberkman

    tonyberkman Awesome

    4/19/10

  3. Attention sir, I hope you bought the right stuff, because it sounds like your wife may kill you.

    No seriously.

    numby

    numby Where's the picture for this post?

    4/19/10

  4. Too... much... awesome...ness

    Because 11 just isnt loud enough

    derekbowles

    derekbowles I am god!!!


    numby, it's pretty sweet. I think I'm in love with it

    4/17/10

    numby

    numby Don't get carried away! Or at least remember to wrap it

    4/19/10

  5. Dear FedEx, I am sorry for that last outburst. I forgive you. Sincerely Derek.

    Stillthinking

    Stillthinking Dear UPS, why oh why won't you leave my package hidden by the large pyramidal rock behind the bushes? Why must I sit here and wait for you?

    4/16/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles this isn't about you.... again. ;p

    4/16/10

  6. Dear FedEx, UPS never made me wait like this. Sincerely Derek.

    P.S. You suck.

    Stillthinking

    Stillthinking Dear UPS and FedEx, the US postal service will hide my package by the large pyramidal rock behind the bushes for me!

    4/16/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles this isn't about you....

    4/16/10

  7. I saw a cat commit suicide. Still no fedex truck.

    ... fed...ex....

    Stillthinking

    Stillthinking That's not cat suicide! That's cat murder! MURDER!

    4/16/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles No. The cat saw the truck watched it, and then jumped in front of it.

    4/16/10

  8. Hurry up already fed ex!

    srlsly. Also selinas video is blocking my elaborate screen.

    TheBoo

    TheBoo He's waiting to be able to terrorize the neighborhood with his guitar "skills".

    4/16/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles If I wanted to terrorize the neighborhood I would plug into the full stack in the garage ;p

    @theresa111 im waiting for an amp

    4/16/10

  9. Now eating tacos and rice.

    Mmmmmmm

    numby

    numby You have two girlfriends?

    4/16/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles no...

    4/16/10

  10. Woot, new amp gets in Friday... Which is also my day off!

    derekbowles

    derekbowles They will cost you...

    4/15/10

    numby

    numby ...my lunch?

    4/15/10

  11. Attention artists, I need your help

    http://www.strapgraphics.com/templates/threeFive.jpg I need a design for that... The design needs to be in high resolution as the image will be printed directly onto the leather. Thanks

    numby

    numby Have you considered getting Santa's elves to help you? I believe they are available this time of year

    4/14/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles I've been too bad. Santa would just give me coal

    4/15/10

  12. Can I bump my own posts?

    tonyberkman

    tonyberkman and where?

    4/14/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles @TJlubrano no. ;p
    @Tonyberkman where what?

    4/15/10

  13. Who wants to design something for me?

    http://www.strapgraphics.com/templates/threeFive.jpg I need a design for that... The design needs to be in high resolution as the image will be printed directly onto the leather. Thanks

  14. Stupid non existent credit. Ill have to wait for next week to get a new amp. ;(

    MSMB world tour will have to wait...

  15. I wish cocaine was still used in Coca Cola.

    selinajane

    selinajane amen!

    4/14/10

    Stillthinking

    Stillthinking No, food trucks as in trucks that are outfitted with kitchens and sell food.

    4/16/10

  16. The history of cocaine. I love drugs.

    *drugs are bad mkay.

    WineCountryInn

    WineCountryInn You are a bad person.

    4/13/10

  17. Be a FriedEggs celebrity!

    For only 4 low low payments of 29.99 I Derek Bowles, will teach you, yes you! How to become a friedeggs celebrity! Limited time offer! Call now!

    numby

    numby Why should I pay $120 when you only paid $100?

    4/12/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles @PetLvr its on the way!
    @TJLubrano there is no equal.
    @lwr you are just upset you didnt think of it first!
    @Numby I didn't pay anything. But you should still pay it.

    4/13/10

  18. http://Friedeggs.com doesnt show up on the first page of yahoo search.

    Just letting you know.

  19. Attention, I am not the Justin Beiber of FriedEgss. Thank you.

    lwr

    lwr never

    4/12/10

    shawndeena

    shawndeena yes but you don't sing crappy pop songs

    4/14/10

  20. Guy: "this wood smells funny" Me: "Yeah, its a special ass vinegar wood."

    TJLubrano

    TJLubrano Hahaha the Justin Bieber of Fried Eggs

    4/12/10

    derekbowles

    derekbowles touche...

    4/12/10