FriedEggs / derekbowles http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles FriedEggs updates from derek / derekbowles. en-us 40 derekbowles: 3 days off... I dont know what to do. Do you? Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:55:34 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1766 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1766 derekbowles: Also, I just made Awesome a trending topic. You're welcome America. And for only 5 payments of 29.99 you can also be a fried eggs trending topic! Sat, 17 Apr 2010 23:53:35 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1313 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1313 derekbowles: Attention sir, I hope you bought the right stuff, because it sounds like your wife may kill you. No seriously. Sat, 17 Apr 2010 23:49:15 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1312 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1312 derekbowles: Too... much... awesome...ness Because 11 just isnt loud enough Fri, 16 Apr 2010 21:50:08 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1244 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1244 derekbowles: Dear FedEx, I am sorry for that last outburst. I forgive you. Sincerely Derek. Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:40:44 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1218 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1218 derekbowles: Dear FedEx, UPS never made me wait like this. Sincerely Derek. P.S. You suck. Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:22:53 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1216 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1216 derekbowles: I saw a cat commit suicide. Still no fedex truck. ... fed...ex.... Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:35:50 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1201 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1201 derekbowles: Hurry up already fed ex! srlsly. Also selinas video is blocking my elaborate screen. Fri, 16 Apr 2010 15:09:02 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1198 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1198 derekbowles: Now eating tacos and rice. Mmmmmmm Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:46:50 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1156 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1156 derekbowles: Woot, new amp gets in Friday... Which is also my day off! Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:48:52 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1093 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1093 derekbowles: Attention artists, I need your help http://www.strapgraphics.com/templates/threeFive.jpg I need a design for that... The design needs to be in high resolution as the image will be printed directly onto the leather. Thanks Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:39:38 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1027 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1027 derekbowles: Can I bump my own posts? Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:13:53 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1025 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/1025 derekbowles: Who wants to design something for me? http://www.strapgraphics.com/templates/threeFive.jpg I need a design for that... The design needs to be in high resolution as the image will be printed directly onto the leather. Thanks Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:06:34 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/978 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/978 derekbowles: Stupid non existent credit. Ill have to wait for next week to get a new amp. ;( MSMB world tour will have to wait... Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:53:49 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/966 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/966 derekbowles: I wish cocaine was still used in Coca Cola. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 03:14:49 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/924 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/924 derekbowles: The history of cocaine. I love drugs. *drugs are bad mkay. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 03:01:43 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/923 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/923 derekbowles: Be a FriedEggs celebrity! For only 4 low low payments of 29.99 I Derek Bowles, will teach you, yes you! How to become a friedeggs celebrity! Limited time offer! Call now! Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:08:00 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/880 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/880 derekbowles: Friedeggs.com doesnt show up on the first page of yahoo search. Just letting you know. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:56:44 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/860 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/860 derekbowles: Attention, I am not the Justin Beiber of FriedEgss. Thank you. Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:34:30 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/852 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/852 derekbowles: Guy: "this wood smells funny" Me: "Yeah, its a special ass vinegar wood." Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:28:38 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/805 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/805 derekbowles: Yes! Derek Bowles is now a trending topic. I am now a fried eggs celebrity. I would like to thank all my fans, for their dedication, no devotion, to me. And mainly myself. Without myself this wouldn't have been possible. Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:23:54 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/718 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/718 derekbowles: "Hello, my name is Derek Bowles. Would you like to look at my wood? Right this way please." Standard greeting Derek Bowles would use to greet a customer Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:12:03 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/717 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/717 derekbowles: Derek Bowles is going to eat some pulled pork and or brisket sammiches. Derek Bowles says it will be good. Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:02:07 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/713 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/713 derekbowles: Derek Bowles thinks he should buy a new amp for his guitar. What do you think? Also. Derek Bowles says this is a rhetorical question Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:01:08 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/712 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/712 derekbowles: "Is this wood too big to fit in your trunk?" A question Derek Bowles would ask to ensure the customers satisfaction. Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:59:47 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/711 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/711 derekbowles: Derek Bowles saved a baby today. Ok, not really. But Derek Bowles did show some people various sizes of wood. Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:56:10 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/709 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/709 derekbowles: Why is it that every time I hit the friedeggs logo it takes me to the main page instead of home? Also Also why doesn't it automatically take me to the home page instead of the main page. Please fix this. Thank you. Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:50:35 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/708 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/708 derekbowles: Why is Derek Bowles still not a trending topic? Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:55:58 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/533 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/533 derekbowles: Maybe Derek Bowles should elaborate on his plan Derek Bowles wishes to become a trending topic. How would one Derek Bowles achieve such a thing? Derek Bowles knows not, but is determined to try. Perhaps some one else can help Derek Bowles? Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:35:55 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/524 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/524 derekbowles: Derek Bowles has discovered hashtags don't exist here. Derek Bowles is disappointed. Sun, 04 Apr 2010 14:32:25 +0000 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/523 http://friedeggs.com/derekbowles/status/523